A Word from the OP Social Distancer

By: Ethan Jasny (Grade 11)

***Disclaimer: The editors do not advise following through on any of the actions suggested by the author. 

About a month ago, when social distancing orders started going into effect, my life changed forever. Instead of my usual routine of staying at friends’ houses until late and attending weekly parties, I was thrust into a world where my only forms of entertainment were doing homework and watching Netflix. Worst of all, my regiment of regular intensive exercise came to a standstill. How could I maintain my perfect physical specimen? How could I survive the next few months?

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